Saffron: You gonna kill me?
Mal: Can you conjure up a terribly compelling reason for me not to?
Saffron: I didn’t kill you.
Mal: You handed me and my crew over to those that would kill us. That buys you nothing.
Saffron: I made you dinner!
Oh Christina. *swoon*
(Source: ashagreyjoyed)
I usually strongly disagree how people do this and assign a genre of things into D&D alignments, mostly because of the fact that most people don’t understand true neutral, lawful evil, and neutral good because they’re somewhat complicated alignments- but whoever made this hit the nail right on the head. 1 internet for you.
‘You haven’t been here in years, Jayne. You really need that get up? No-one’s going to remember you.’
‘I think it’s possible they might.’
- 1x07, Jaynestown