no point in making a description here about myself or my blog, i'm a straight middle class white male so it doesn't really matter

 

betweeneverythingandtwo:

i have finally reached the plateau of 300 followers.

i’m going to celebrate by puking up post-nasal drip.

congrats everyone!

is 300 a normal amount? i thought having close to 200 put me in the running for being tumblr famous.

you are a god